What is Astro?
1.
Always Stating The Really Obvious
similiar to Captain Obvious.
user1: you are such a republican
user2: dont listen to him he's ASTRO
2.
1. Any dance which involves maintaining the hands in the position of the American Sign Language sign for the letter D; also known as the Pointy Finger Dance or the Drunken Finger Dance.
2. To dance the Astro.
He accidentally poked me in the eye while he was doing the Astro too enthusiastically on the dance floor.
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3.
Short for astronomical. A word used by skaters to describe something that’s totally bomb, usually like a difficult trick that they can do or see someone doing.
Damn, jah see home boy land the Caballerial? Dat flip is so astro.
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4.
1. an incredibly satisfying blowjob.
(see dome; i.e. Astro Dome.0
Damn shorty that was some good astro.
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5.
1. The art of ball licking, sucking up
2. Groupie, follower, also known as 'Cock rider'
Astro just can not seem to get his mouth off of Jonathan Wendle's "shock rifle"
6.
The best pro gamer in the league
Astro just gave fatal1ty and tex a 2 for 1 facial combo.
