What is Astro Turf?
1.
When an individual is packing a bowl in his or her car, there is an often occurance when marijuana is dropped on the floor. When retrieved; it often has pieces of debris and fragments of substances indiginous to ones ride.
"Aw dude you totally astro turfed that
bowl , but who cares cause were going to smoke it anyway"
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2.
The patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum. Itchy, sweaty, grabby, and home to the dreaded fecal nugget. Reminiscent of an untamed jew fro.
"Shit man i got my finger stuck scratching my astro turf."
"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."
3.
Completely underrated. Astro turf should be used to pave driveways and should replace sidewalks, as well as everyones lawn. It should be used for clothes and curtains. Everything should be covered in it.
My astro turf rug is so awesome!
