Astroglide Edit Meaning

1.

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

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2.

1) commercial vaginal lubricant that advertises itself as "second only to nature"

After experiencing masturbation enhanced with astroglide Whit felt that all her years of masturbation before had been for nothing!!! Second only to nature?! It beats nature using a 2x4 with a nail stuck through it!!!!!!!!!!!

3.

A form of lubricant that enables the user to perform hi speed punching the clownand reach their point of ejaculation much quick then a user of the traditional dry jack. Also used where anal sex is required by law.

Astroglide is the top performer when it comes to anal sex. Don't play in the mud without it!

4.

The best anal sex lubricant money can buy.

My Girlfriend and I always use Astroglide for anal sex lube because it is the slipperiest.

5.

The second most wonderful messy useful product on the planet earth. (The first being chocolate)

Squirt that bottle of astroglide and get that hot body moving baby!

6.

2nd best sexual lubricant on this planet

She put 5 drops of Astroglide in the reservoir tipcondom before she rolled it onto me, and once I was in her I didn't even know I had a condom on.