Astroglide Surprise

What is Astroglide Surprise?

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

See sneaky, anal sex, payback, revenge

Keene, New Hampshire

1. It really sucks. Wow, why would i go to keene, new hampshire when i could go to killington. See keene, sucky, horrible, fugly, stupid..

You've Probably Done This...

1. When you fall asleep immediately after ejaculating inside a female while still inside her, and she leaves you asleep on the couch, naked..

Imsa

1. Illinois Masturbation and Sex Academy no example needed See Bob 2. That one academy that all asian parents nag their children to app..

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