Astroglide Surprise

What is Astroglide Surprise?

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

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Vag Pad

1. Also known as front butt, Mount Vaiginuvius, Over the hill it's off to Grandma's house, and too much cushion for the pushin&ap..

Ughy

1. to feel "ugh" or "icky". "I feel so ughy today" See ugh, ughy, ick, icky, gross..

Yabba Dabba

1. simply put, yabba dabba is that good weed. the weed you smoke that just have you geekin all day everyday.. My homie, Mr. Oh Yeah slid m..

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