Astroglide Surprise

What is Astroglide Surprise?

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

See sneaky, anal sex, payback, revenge

Automagicly

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Mirwozian

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Georged

1. The act of a man's reproductive system being sliced off by a boat propeller. Dude, Brian got Georged yesterday on his uncles boat...

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