What is Astrosexual?
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1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!
2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*
Random Words:
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A bong or any other type of water pipe used for the smoking of marijuana. Combination of bong and chimichanga.
The word only sounds fun..
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when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can ..
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To improve upon a preexisting condition of extreme foulness and/or shittiness.
Antonymns - shittify, ruin, condemn, soil, foul
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