What is Astrosexual?
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1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!
2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*
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More comenly known as I.T, An Ignoramous Titanious is a stupid, gay, botafy, idiotic, demented and/or frilly person.
Sam Ainworth!
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A term originated by hippies in Huddersfield which is slowly spreading throughout Yorkshire.
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an extremely awesome hand job.
man o man...that girl gives a mighty fine angelica!..
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