What is Astrosexual?
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1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!
2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*
Random Words:
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Indication that the female genital region is offensively pungent in the whiff department.
Often caused by repeat arousal to the vagina ..
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When a guy displays complete emotional dominance over his signficant other.
AKA; keeping the pimp hand strong, d___ whipped
a reversal..
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The pad of the ultimute bachelor, Somewhere where women love to be loved.
Your Pad is really a Harrys Place
See player, romance, love,..
