Astrosexual

What is Astrosexual?


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1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant Astroglide while getting laid.

2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.

1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?

Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!

2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.

Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*


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