What is Asturflute?
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n: A term defining two heterosexual males that have reached such a high level of friendship that both parties have admitted that, in due time, they will take part in fully consentual sexual intercourse; pawned by 'The Levels of Friendship Between Two Heterosexual Males'.
How good of friends are they?
Oh them?! Asturflutes.
Geet.
Do you understand that you just admitted to us having sex?!
We're Asturflutes!
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