Asus Eee Pc

What is Asus Eee Pc?


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An Asus eee pc is tiny, awesome and has a few trickable outable features... however:

This laptop may be cool and look cooler but it comes with an operating system fit for a six yearold who will die of aids if he doesn't learn to click on icons by accident.

These tiny laptops are best to buy if you feel like spending a little bit more on mods :

-External CD drive helps for installing a less babyplay OS

-An extra monitor for home use.. this may sound silly but if you don't have it you'll want it.

-At least one USB flash-memory device with more than 1gb memory on it really helps.

-A USB Mouse

-A USB Keyboard

Mary: "hey john! I just got an asus eee pc!!"

John: "Did you buy a shitload of extras for it?"

Mary: "HELL YEAH! £60s worth!!!"

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