What is Asymptotic Boyfriend?
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A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it.
"My asymptotic boyfriend Matt continued to introduce me as his friend whenever we ran into people he knew while we were out, despite having been dating for a couple of months."
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People who hate Pokémon.
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