What is Asymptotic Boyfriend?
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A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it.
"My asymptotic boyfriend Matt continued to introduce me as his friend whenever we ran into people he knew while we were out, despite having been dating for a couple of months."
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A penile cleansing rag.
Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You N..
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Wine served in a Diet Coke can, with the purpose of getting a thirteen year old drunk enough to shag a pale freak with a funny nose.
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