What is Asymptotic Boyfriend?
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A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it.
"My asymptotic boyfriend Matt continued to introduce me as his friend whenever we ran into people he knew while we were out, despite having been dating for a couple of months."
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A phrase describing a particular person, place or thing as having good qualities.
The phrase itself is always written or said in the pr..
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The juice or creme produced by a sexually excited vagina.
Phil: I had an awesome night with a sloshpot last night, her pussy was so wet..
