What is Asymptotic Boyfriend?
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A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it.
"My asymptotic boyfriend Matt continued to introduce me as his friend whenever we ran into people he knew while we were out, despite having been dating for a couple of months."
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The ability to avoid doing many things all at once.
MULTICRASTINATION the inaction of not doing anything
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Being fucked far, far past the realm of normal fucking.
You just got peanutbutterfucked!
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Someone who is from Belgium who speaks Flemish.
Hey, meet my friend! He's from Belgium, you know they make waffles there!
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