What is Asymptotic Boyfriend?
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A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it.
"My asymptotic boyfriend Matt continued to introduce me as his friend whenever we ran into people he knew while we were out, despite having been dating for a couple of months."
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Italian/italian wanna-be that flaunts his money even though he only makes $25,000 a year working construction, selling mortages, club pr..
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Looking like a zombie (very pale) after smoking weed.
Man, chris was lookng like a zombie roaster last night.
See roast, weed, zombie,..
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1 stupdi person
The irony of misspelling stupid is sickening...
