Asynchronous System

What is Asynchronous System?


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An office-employee writing answer letters on a typewriter in response to electronic mail or other communications.

French Company GOA in response to Database Failure:

A: To reduce the load on the database server we have an asynchronous system. What this means is that when you put your details in, the system will store it, another system will then check it and confirm the details to you. This means the whole system is much smoother.

See nerd, office, newspeak, communication, luddite


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