Aszurae

What is Aszurae?


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Rare species of blonde haired, blue eyed, mexican females that colonize a specific region of the San Diego suburbs.

There is scientific speculation as to whether or not the specimen is real or imaginary. Proof of an Aszurae's existence is undocumented.

"Dude, I can't wait to go down to San Diego!" Person 1

"Why?" Person 2

"Cause I'm meeting up with Aszurae." Person 1

"Hot damn." Person 2


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