What is Aszurae?
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Rare species of blonde haired, blue eyed, mexican females that colonize a specific region of the San Diego suburbs.
There is scientific speculation as to whether or not the specimen is real or imaginary. Proof of an Aszurae's existence is undocumented.
"Dude, I can't wait to go down to San Diego!" Person 1
"Why?" Person 2
"Cause I'm meeting up with Aszurae." Person 1
"Hot damn." Person 2
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That bitch that dumped you for no reason.
Guy 1-"Man, I can't believe Trish broke up with me! I gave her two years man.... TW..