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After sex, shit in any book and leave.
I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.
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When you have had way too much to drink and you can no longer walk in a straight line.
Wow Cori, do you remember anything from last nig..
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a phenomenon often observed by students at Oxford University - similar to beer goggles, but produced by prolonged periods in the library..