At Least I Don't Jack Off To A Picture Of My Mom

What is At Least I Don't Jack Off To A Picture Of My Mom?

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The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

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