What is Athena?
1.
A whack or slap with incredible force.
Watch your mouth or I'll Athena you.
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2.
a beautiful girl who always has a place in my heart. shes heartwarming and as cute as a kitten stuck in a shoe box. she is the reason why I still believe love is real. I do everything with her in mind. she is by far the most important person in my life, without her, I would be lost with no way back.
"I woke up this morning smiling, because Athena crossed my mind"
"I am the magnet, and shes my fridge"
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3.
Ancient Greek mythological goddess of wisdom, said to have been born from the head of
The city of
I often imagine Athena's armour to be blue, due to a Greek mythology graphic novel I once read as a child.
4.
an amazing kid who is most of the time high off of her mind, who is a hippy and likes to tell stories of her former lives while dancing rain dances and singing about streaking through the house, often times you see her either with your mom or around here, therefore she is banging your mom. she is regarded as a "panda" person, but in all actually as hot as a gazelle.
man dude: that athena girl is so crazy, i bet she would jump the border and do it with some hot canadian without any sheets.
other guything: holymonkeyballsman she did that with me, what an athena!
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5.
A kick ass ska band from Turkey. The name is ironic, because Athena is the Greek goddess of wisdom. And if you know anything about the Greeks and the Turks, well... yeah.
Even if you aren't Turkish, Athena is a great band to listen to.
6.
when your kid says a swear word so filthy you douche thier mouth out instead of using just regular soap.
call me a cunt, you little bastard and i'll Athena you like you've never been Athena'd before.
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7.
1. A greek goddess
2. A virgin
3. Anything but a virgin
4. A fitty tuck
Athena now lives in Red Square :P
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