Athletes Cock

What is Athletes Cock?


1.

A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.

Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!

See sex, anal, rape, athlete, roger


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