What is Athletes Cock?
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A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.
Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!
Roger: Yes!
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One who comences the act of violently ass ramming an individual with their penis, Large squid,or any other phalical object.
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Someone who rides scooters. See Also: Scooter Fag for a better example.
I'm a scooterist, I own a Lambretta.
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Someone with c..
