What is Athletes Cock?
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A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.
Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!
Roger: Yes!
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