Athlipster

What is Athlipster?


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ath-LIP-ster n. hipster athlete; a hipster or blipster who plays sports ironically. Common to streetball courts in gentrified urban areas such as Brooklyn, NY and uptown Washington DC; generally acquainted with mediocrity due to bad habits like chain smoking, inadequate footwear and gear, and in extreme cases heroin use.

1: "mad athlipsters down at Willamsburg waterfront today tryin to ball. "

2: "i balled with a couple athlipsters today. dunked on the kid in the cutoff jorts dude... owned! they were a joke i got every single board... that one dude smelled!!"

See hipster, blipster, ironic, williamsburg, brooklyn, basketball, owned, slam dunk


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