Atilla The Pun

What is Atilla The Pun?


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A title given to those who can successfully string together multiple puns in a short timespan.

Mark: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me."

Susan: "Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor."

Mark: "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.."

Susan: "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

Mark: "uhh-"

Susan: "A hungry traveller comes upon a monastery and is taken into the kitchens. Upon entering he sees a monk frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No, I'm the chip monk"

Mark: gasp... You are Atilla the Pun!

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