Atomic Fail

What is Atomic Fail?


1.

When someone or something has reached seven consecutive epic fail (failures) within an "absurdly small amount of time" it is known as an 'atomic fail' or failure. It is believed that no man, animal or object has ever been able to pull this feat off as failing that many times, so hard and so close together is almost impossible.

The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.

Guy 1: Dude that was an atomic failure.

Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.

See fail, epic fail, phail, epic phail, failure, own, pwn, owned, pwned

2.

A huge, ultimate fail. 5x an Epic Fail. Atomic Fail is more than a fail, its an Atomic failure.

"Hey what did you get on your report card?"

"Oh, I got a 1.7 GPA"

"Haha! You just Atomic Failed!"

See fail, epic fail, failure, failness, ultra fail, atomic fail, atomic


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