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When you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head.
"I had the craps, so i gave that bitch..
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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.
My girlfriend is so cute, she's at ..