What is Attack Attack!?
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Attack Attack!
An electronic queercore band originating from Columbus Ohio. Comprised of Nick Barnham (the fat coke addict), Johnny Franck (the meth dealer), Andrew Whiting (the guy who gave AIDS to everyone), John Holgado (the critical Asian), Caleb Shomo (the giant douche), and Andrew Wetzel (the guy no one cares about). They were actually a pretty good band until they turned into giant cock suckers andsold out all the true fans.
Known for stealing other bands equipment early in their career, and being banned from several events and venues in the process, Attack Attack wouldn't be where they were today if not for their loyal fans in Columbus Ohio (whom they have blown off to live in their moment of spotlight).
Former band member, Austin Carlile (a decent human being) was kicked out of the band because the other members didn't know how to act like true Christians, and forgive someone for their mistakes.
Generally, Attack Attack is a poser scene band that creates millions of 13 year old fat scene girls wearing pants that show off all their fat, and pigsluts.
They have betrayed themselves as "Christians" and, most importantly, betrayed their fans. Anyone that actually likes Attack Attack doesn't know ANYTHING about them, and lives in Texas, California, or some other state FAR FAR away from Ohio.
"Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Go suck a fuck and play in the street."
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An incredible 6- piece metalcore/trancecore band from Columbus, Ohio. This band (as of now) consists of Nick Barham (vox), Johnny Franck (guitar/ clean vocals), Andrew Wetzel (drums), Andrew Whiting (guitar), John Halgado (bass) and Caleb Shomo (keys/synth). Unfortunately, in late October of 2008, Austin Carlile, fromer vocalist, was booted out of the band (for personal reasons) and has since been in a band called Of Mice & Men, also an amazing band. Considering this band has only been together for a couple of years (not including Nick), they have quickly made a name for themselves and are well on their way to being one of the greatest and well known metalcore bands of their time. Their album, Someday Came Suddenly was, frankly, one of the best albums created. This band has been an inspiration to thousands of people and fans around the world. Although this isn't a Christian band, Attack Attack! have written and portrayed lyrics that have been ten times more inspiring and beautiful than many other bands who "claim" to be Christian.
person #1: What bands do you think I should be looking forward to seeing at Warped Tour this year?
person #2: Whatever you do, you have to check out Attack Attack! They're insanely good!
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Pretty much the best band EVER.
Their music is mixed with screamo, technoish dance, and just plain fun.
I love attack attack, they're so different, go check them out!
myspace/attackattack
"Attack Attack!"
See screamo , techno , dance , music , rock , punk
person #1: What bands do you think I should be looking forward to seeing at Warped Tour this year?
person #2: Whatever you do, you have to check out Attack Attack! They're insanely good!
Pretty much the best band EVER.
Their music is mixed with screamo, technoish dance, and just plain fun.
I love attack attack, they're so different, go check them out!
myspace/attackattack
"Attack Attack!"
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