Attacking Peru

What is Attacking Peru?

a euphemism for male masturbation

I walked into Johnny's room, and you know what he was doing?! He was attacking peru!

See peru, masturbate, choke the chicken

Underwhere

1. Extremely skimpy and revealing undergarments, usually women's, worn to divert attention from their faces while reducing waste of na..

29er

1. Loose chick. Ok, this is a little out there, pay attention. Stock market crash on Black Tuesday in 1929 started the Great Depression. ..

Unchilled

1. Someone who needs to calm down, and stop being so square. omg, you're so unchilled. just chillax, god. See chill, chillax, chil..

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