Attacking Peru

What is Attacking Peru?

a euphemism for male masturbation

I walked into Johnny's room, and you know what he was doing?! He was attacking peru!

See peru, masturbate, choke the chicken

Zoozies

1. Lint on some kind of object. Some dude taking off socks: Woah man, i have a shitload of zoozies on my foot. Some dude taking off socks..

De's Nuts

1. Refering or pertaining to one's scrotalarea. Drew: You want to see De's? Todd: To CD's? Drew: Yea, you want to see de&..

B-rent

1. A nickname for a male named Brent Does B-rent need a coke for his mailroute? See mailman, loser..

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