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Some cunt who wants you to sit on her lap, then puts a pickle jar up your asshole when you try to sit down. Then she eats all the pickle..
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a fart so painful it must have had sharp corners like a square.
Mike: ouch!!
Phil: what?
Mike: I just dropped a square fart, it reall..
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The extremely unfortunate sound that your schlong is capable of making when getting busy with a lady and the connecting string from bell..