Attritional Beauty

What is Attritional Beauty?

When at a party, the less pretty people become more attractive due to the departure and rapid pairing off of the more attractive people.

When 2am rolls around and the fat girls are looking tastey, it's because of attritional beauty. Similar to beer-goggles.

Imbulbitate

1. To shit one's pants; dumping a load in the wrong place at the wrong time. When I was in first grade, I imbulbitated a lot...

Morsi

1. A guy who eats ice-cream in a very disgustin' way. Oh, no! He's doing the morsi-thing! Ewww!!!..

Retard Fish Frog

1. A Marine life-form that first came onto land on the Onslow County Beach grounds. Later they retard fish frogs began starting the podunk..

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