What is Atv?
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Ass To Vagina penetration. A common sequence of events in pornographic movies, however the films do not show the necessary cleaning procedures needed so that nuggets of shit do not end up in the uterus. Also a good technique to employ on a bar sluts to give them vaginal infections.
I spent all weekend ATVing with your mother, it was rather muddy.
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An ATV also known as quad is a really cool 4-wheel bike that is all terrain (you can go everywhere with it, water, mud, snow, ice,etc). Lately it has been pimped a lot, so get ready to see ATV's with cool shinning wheels or built-in turbos.
"Lets go to the mountains tomorrow, I gotta try my new ATV"
"Dude, your ATV rocks, where did u get those wheels"
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A four wheeled vehicle ridden by bullies who think they have the right to ride wherever they want, trespass, and assault anyone and anything that gets in their way. Used by assholes to destroy private property, private roads, and the environment. Supported by most states because they make money off of registration and of course, the states don't really care about protecting the environment, but they will take your money for "conservation" so they can give more grants to ATV clubs to build more trails.
The wardens refuse to enforce the ATV laws to protect landowners from trespassing ATVs.
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1. All Terrain Vehicle
Usually refers to a four wheeled vehicle.
Used for utility , recreation , racing etc.
Recently the sport has taken off getting new recognition and spotlight. There are many different types of recreation riding and racing.
Desert Racing - A test of Endurance, Speed , and Time.
Dune Riding - Riding Large mountains of usually smooth sand, plenty of jumps and whoops , thousands flocks to popular dunes such as Dumont , Glamis , St. Anthonys and a good time is had by all.
Woods racing - Rough and rugged tracks through the woods of the east coast usually.
Stadium Races - Stadium style races such as the dirtbike counter parts.
The other possibilities are endless!
2 . Something Dirt Bikers like to bash because
A. They are Insecure and possibly jealous because the dirtbiking scene has gone completely main stream and turned to garbage.
B. They are closed minded and usually ignorant.
1. I can't wait til New Years Eve, I am heading out to Dumont, to ride some sand , and head back to camp and Enjoy the 3 B's.
Beer Bud and Babes!
2. " Fuck quads (ATV) , they just tear up Our tracks. Come on guys lets go buy some more Metal Mulisha stickers. "
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you ignorant fags that hate everything should fuck off. atvs don't wreck the world anymore than your astroglide covered condoms that you flush down the shitter. you fags should stop hating everything thats not green. move over to a third world country learn how to really live. see how much tofu and other fag food you find. GO ATVs!!!!!!!!!!!
To my buddy: Hey lets go run over the green fags that are too weak to get out of the way with our atv
Buddy: Yeah, they are too weak from not eating meat and having butt sex all day.
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Possibly one of the greatest vehicles! Commonly involved with a
Girl 1: Lets go out muddin today, Momma says i cant use the truck so ive only go the ATV.
girl 2: okay lets piss off some of those creepy tree huggin hippie assholes!
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Among the most ecologically destructive devices ever invented. They bring ruin to natural areas, destroying thousands of native plant and animal species, tear up cropland (in case you don't remember that's what keeps us from starving to death) and otherwise cause severe amounts of
Tax dollars are wasted repairing the damage caused by ATVs.
There have been cases of arguments where ATV riders have actually killed farmers & property owners.
ATVs will probably destroy our country, not that the evangelicals care. They don't think our planet will be around in another 20 years anyway.
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