Aubesian

What is Aubesian?


1.

"There is a device <centaurs> use <to wipe themselves in the bathroom>, it's called an aubesian - it's a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth." --Saturday Night Live, "Centaur Job Interview," 5/19/01

Cheiron, do you want to go with me to Aubesians & Such? There's one on 57th Street.


99

Random Words:

1. The taste of God's breakfast. "Linda, would you like to share a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch with me?" -Ben "I wo..
1. The best lyricist ever. Plays the guitar like a mad-man, in a good way. Has a beautiful wife. Is underappreciate. Has been in the Ro..
1. Small 2 Door Front Wheel Drive Hatchback. 1.3L (1298cc) DOHC 16 Valve 4 Cylinder with Multi Point Fuel Injection with 10.0:1 compression..