Auburn Maine Edit Meaning

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Auburn is a town full of stonerskids jaded out of their minds, drunk parents, a big hill and snow. Too much of it.

The kids around here aren't too social unless you go to the same schoolas them.

You never see kids outside except for the like week of summer we have.

Its a pretty boring place and theres nothing to do except dredge through cold to walk to a friends house because nobody under the age of 17 owns a car.

Our parents are all to lazy to do anything but lay around and smokewhat they can get all day.

They also like to sit in front of the Tvand do nothing.

anyone whos graduated from high school is either a hermit with their siblings or off at college, not usually far away due to a huge lack of money and/or parents with jobs.

Not alot of kids live in house, most are in apartments. I live in a nice house.

no, you do not need to own an ATV to fit in here or a fishing pole, snowshoes or any other typical redneck thing.

Most people have DRIVEWAYS, not garages to park their cars in.

All the buildings here have alteast slightly slanted roofs because too much snow pile-up = collapses.

Maine is one place you'll see people with snowblowers on their rooves.

Auburn is a big "secret" drug trading town. almost half the kids you meet here are stoners or have smoked in the past.

due to maine's biggest crop being pot, its pretty good quality and easy to get.

Oh, acid is another big traded drug here. but you wont find ecstasy, cocaine, adderall, ritalin, heroin or other drugs very easily or cheaply here.

Underage kids are addicted to smoking. most kids under even 16 are smokers.

for some reason, parents never suspect stoners of being stoners. Either they don't care or they're just stupid.

Sex is a big thing here. not many people around are virgins. and most people will do anyone they see. and girls are extremely desperate.

auburn basically sucks. but theres a mall and a skatepark and a movie theatre so i guess its okay.

there aren't many redneckshere, unless they're over the age of 30 or probably retarded.

Oh also there are a lot of anime-crazed kids out there. its scary.

and most of us don't have a computer but those of us that do have really nice ones.

auburn maine isnt fun unless you have friends.

you have to find a way to entertain yourself if you live here.

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