Auburned

What is Auburned?


1.

To be intimately warmed by the fireplace of a passionate, red-haired lady.

Still glowing from the auburn amplitude of her tufted tureen, a whole year after their brief encounter, Sir Hector enjoyed re-heating his memories of that flame-haired temptress.

To have been AUBURNED just once, under Maureen's magnificent, antique mantelpiece, had given the bold knight a distinct respect for all red-haired ladies of Irish ancestry and of a certain age. Yes, indeed, he reflected, as he sat in his drawing-room at Kirriemuir Castle, sipping a large measure of Glen Sporran, the voluptuous Madame O'Hara, far from narrow herself, had generously broadened his view of the world.

One day, he dreamed, he would return, to finish counting the freckles on those milk-white cheeks where a talismanic, russet squirrella grew.

See red alert, sizzler, Persson


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