Audio Bitch Slapper

What is Audio Bitch Slapper?


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annoying caller tunes which discourage random callers from leaving voice messages that eat up valuable time, or cellular minutes, retrieving them.

Caller: Uh! I hung up bc your caller tune is so long and annoying!

Reply: I know, its my audio bitch slapper so i can cut down on time spent retrieving voicemail, now only determined callers leave messages. I wish people whould just text their messages!

See text, sms


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