What is Audrey Horne?
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A character from the 1990 TV series Twin Peaks, directed by David Lynch. She was the daughter of the richest man in TP, and was in love with Agent Cooper. She was mischievious, and liked to do things like tie cherry stems in knots (while in her mouth), and inserting pencils into other people's coffee-filled styrofoam cups.
Audrey Horne was beautiful and subversive, but had a sensitive side.
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