What is Audrey Raines?
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A character on the popular FOX show "24". Works for her father, the Secretary of Defense James Heller. After splitting up from her husband Paul Raines, pursued a relationship with Jack Bauer. Was kidnapped by extremist terrorists who planned to execute her father on the internetm but was saved by Jack Bauer. Hates Jack a lot because he inadvertantly killed her ex-husband. Also a very whiny and annoying person.
See, Audrey? That's what happens when you date a guy who has had three out of his four love interests die.
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a woman who is a {maria clara}type who sexually obsesses over the ambiguous sexual "man". sym: fag hug
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When you are having sex with a female on a beach, you stick your penis into the sand and re-insert.
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