Auduneism

What is Auduneism?


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Religion in which one pays hommage to the great God Audune and sacrifices their left shoe in his leetness.

To honor the NinjaSquirrel God, Audune I have sacrificed my left shoe. I follow the teachings of Auduneism and embrace Audune as my true god.

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