What is Augbijen?
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A stainless steel telescoping rod with both gripper claws and a toggle switch that makes the paper move back and forth. Used mainly for centaurs to wipe after themselves and reach their backside. Available at "Augbijens And Such" located on 57th street.
Centaur 1 aka Michael: Damn, Steve! Your ass is filthy! What happened?
Centaur 2 aka Steve: Yeah. I left my augbijen at my girlfriend's house and we just broke up. Since then, I haven't been able to wipe my ass. I know. I have to get a new one.
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