What is Augbijen?
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A stainless steel telescoping rod with both gripper claws and a toggle switch that makes the paper move back and forth. Used mainly for centaurs to wipe after themselves and reach their backside. Available at "Augbijens And Such" located on 57th street.
Centaur 1 aka Michael: Damn, Steve! Your ass is filthy! What happened?
Centaur 2 aka Steve: Yeah. I left my augbijen at my girlfriend's house and we just broke up. Since then, I haven't been able to wipe my ass. I know. I have to get a new one.
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Random Words:
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1) A landing strip or patch of female pubic hair.
2) A term for a slutty friend
1) Crystal shaved the letter C on her snatchpatch.
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to be slightly lesbian in your ways
lena decided to cut the malarky last night, little bitch.
See lena, lesbian, cutter, bitch..
