Augbijen

What is Augbijen?

1.

A stainless steel telescoping rod with both gripper claws and a toggle switch that makes the paper move back and forth. Used mainly for centaurs to wipe after themselves and reach their backside. Available at "Augbijens And Such" located on 57th street.

Centaur 1 aka Michael: Damn, Steve! Your ass is filthy! What happened?

Centaur 2 aka Steve: Yeah. I left my augbijen at my girlfriend's house and we just broke up. Since then, I haven't been able to wipe my ass. I know. I have to get a new one.

See centaur, ass, wiper, saturday, night, live
100

Random Words:

Yonatan
1. the coolest, smartest, most romantic, strong and well built, hot, best dancer, guy in the world. dont you wish you could be a yonatan? ..
Read more
Zedbra
1. The Austrailian Word For Zebra. This is so, because Z turns into Zed in Austraila. The other definition for Zedbra is completely wrong..
Read more
Zotz
1. A complete and utter dickwad who frequents TheStreetNetwork. He's a bastard Canadian, who angers and annoys the emo 'community..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free