What is Augbijen?
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A stainless steel telescoping rod with both gripper claws and a toggle switch that makes the paper move back and forth. Used mainly for centaurs to wipe after themselves and reach their backside. Available at "Augbijens And Such" located on 57th street.
Centaur 1 aka Michael: Damn, Steve! Your ass is filthy! What happened?
Centaur 2 aka Steve: Yeah. I left my augbijen at my girlfriend's house and we just broke up. Since then, I haven't been able to wipe my ass. I know. I have to get a new one.
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a weird saying that doesn't actually exist. possibly said by the oompa-loompas of willy-wonkas chocolate factory.
"Say someth..
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One who is humble.
Person who uses this word must also say "buzzzz" after sayin the root word.
I made this up, if you come a..
