Augie

What is Augie?


1.

a straight up good guy, never lets you down. A smart fucker that can get just about anything done, fast. Better than a lawyer, banker, priest etc. etc.

"now, what the hell you gonna do?"

Ima call my augie first!

2.

adj./ cool as hell, of or resembling a pimp. In need of a giant stick, other than his penis, to beat girls away with because they are always all over him.

You are so.. just.. augie. make love to me now


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