What is Augmented Crew?
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When you take a dump, start to wipe because you think it is over, and then push out not only one more log but an entire second dump.
Derivation: Air force - for a long flight extra crewmen are added to a plane.
I would have been finished earlier but there was an augmented crew.
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Random Words:
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Exactly the same as a nob jockey. Originated on a Scrabble board in a Penzance Youth Hostel.
Gaff is a right job nockey...