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sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slack..
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If a girl passes out on you right before you have sex, and instead of continuing you masturbate and spray your manhood on her face. The..
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the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.
Excuse me madam, but can you hear ..