August School

What is August School?


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The process of starting the regular school year in August. School used to start in September (after Labor Day) until some fanatical teachers decided that maybe it'd be a good idea to start school before Labor Day. Many inconsiderate, unloving parents agreed with these wicked teachers and it wasn't long before the crimes started being committed all over the United States. Now some schools begin as early as the first week of August.

Kid #1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Kid #2: What's the problem?

Kid #1: School starts tomorrow, August 9, and it's back to homework, tests, and torture! And it's 100 degrees outside and they have no A.C.

Kid #2: I don't know which is worse - Saturday school, summer school, or August school!

Kid #1: August school (good name) is the worst!

Kid #2: My school still starts in September. Poor you!

See summer, school, homework, torture, exams, papers, august, evil, teachers


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