What is Aulophobia?
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A phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of Arabic descent who have older uncles. see
"Oh irrascable uncle Mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers I cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!"
Aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in Bedford.
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