Aumkar

What is Aumkar?

A penis that is comparable in size to that of a hamster's.

Haha, you got an Aumkar! You'll never get the bitches wit dat thing foo!

A penis that is less than 3 inches in length

My girlfriend dated someone who had a Aumkar!

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