Aumphg Edit Meaning

1. A word that can be used in place of "as if" Friend: dude i hooked up with Jessica Alba last night. You: Ziff, you did not. ..

1. A wet fart, a fart in which upon being expelled from the anus, carries with it ass juice. Leaving your undergarments caught in the cross..

1. Confiding emotionally in an asian girl whilst taking advantage of her vulnerability. May lead to douchebagery "Oh God damn it, he&..