Aunt Zelda

What is Aunt Zelda?


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aunt zelda is a decrepit old lady who wanders the halls in attitash al the way up in main, people have seen her stand outside of a bathroom for days just waiting for it to be dirty so as she can clean it

"oh my god its AUNT ZELDA run away in FEAR!"


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