Aunti Church

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In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly

Our Fatty

Who eats unshaven

Hallowed Be thy name

Thy Kingdom ate

The garden gate

on earth as it is at easter

Give us this day our daily macdonalds

and munch out on watercress

or just try to eat less

for eating the kingdom

the cake and the glory

forever and ever Amen.


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