Aunti Church

What is Aunti Church?

In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly

Our Fatty

Who eats unshaven

Hallowed Be thy name

Thy Kingdom ate

The garden gate

on earth as it is at easter

Give us this day our daily macdonalds

and munch out on watercress

or just try to eat less

for eating the kingdom

the cake and the glory

forever and ever Amen.

Old Salt

1. A grizzled old seafarer, usually ignored by the rest of the populace due to their tendancy to ramble on with old seaman's tales or ..

Ass-up

1. Behavior characterized by boastful or proud display of one's most loutish, childish, or in your face traits in public. Also, any a..

Jengima

1. Not to be confused with Aunt Jemima Syrup, but equally sweet. A tall, curly haired, female, that likes to bite. I heart jengima even th..

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