Aunti Church

What is Aunti Church?


1.

In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly

Our Fatty

Who eats unshaven

Hallowed Be thy name

Thy Kingdom ate

The garden gate

on earth as it is at easter

Give us this day our daily macdonalds

and munch out on watercress

or just try to eat less

for eating the kingdom

the cake and the glory

forever and ever Amen.


82

Random Words:

1. A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze. Can we stop at a..
1. A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several ex..
1. While having sex, going from vagina to anus and back again, with no set pattern or frequency. That girl from Ole Miss got a UTI last we..