Aural Sex Edit Meaning

1.

Sexual intercourse involving one or more penises being inserted into the earhole(s). Also known as an "ear-job".

"maybe I can get some aural tonight"

"I got some aural last week, I fucked her earhole so hard she couldn't hear for a week"

2.

When you blow a load in a girl's ear. Extra credit: double aural is either getting some in both of her ears, or in one ear of two girls.

I thought she wanted to give me aural sex, but she must've meant oral sex cuz she was not very happy when I came all over her left ear.

3.

a song, piece of music or compostion with more meaning, more soothing qualities and more passion than sex. An orgasm derived from listening to a piece of music; better still, to be part of an orchestra, band, ensemble and or choir that perfoms a piece of music so brilliantly that a non-sexual orgasm, a tingling of the body, a sensation not unlike coitus, minus all the exchange of bodily fluids, is the net yield. To be made happy with music.

-I sat in with the London Philharmonic orchestra while they rehearsed Beethovens Fifth symphony. The finale was so amazing, it was like aural sex.

-I listened to the radio for that stupid song for hours; I don't know the name or who the band is, but every time I hear it, I get wicked good aural sex.

See happiness, orgasm, music, musicality, performance

4.

A play on the term "oral sex", the act of forcing one's tongue into the aural canal of a lover. In some cases, this sends massive waves close to an orgasm down the side of the body that the ear is on.

As he kissed her neck, he worked his way up to the ear to engage in some steamy aural sex.

See aural, sex, aral, ear, licking, sucking, biting

5.

Audible sex.

When a band/song is SO good, it counts as aural sex. Sometimes causing an augasm

Laura: WOW THEY ARE JUST AMAZING. LIKE SEX. ONLY BETTER!

Me: Aural sex then?

Laura: WHAT?

Me: Check out the definition, duh.

See augasm, music, wow, heh

6.

phone sex

self-explanatory

7.

"Sex" where the auras of two people connect in an erotic or sexual way.

Also, a way for hairy, dread-locked hippies to pretend they are actually getting it on.

Wow, my energy field sure got off thanks to aural sex!