Auspicious Incident

What is Auspicious Incident?

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The 1826 destruction of the Janissary corps in the Ottoman Empire. The Janissaries felt inadequate because the Sultan was building a new army, so they revolted and got massacred.

Bob: I sexiled my roommate last night. What an auspicious incident!

Dave: wtf you mean you killed a bunch of people?

Bob: Yeah, we were playing Starcraft.

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