Auspicious Incident

What is Auspicious Incident?

1.

The 1826 destruction of the Janissary corps in the Ottoman Empire. The Janissaries felt inadequate because the Sultan was building a new army, so they revolted and got massacred.

Bob: I sexiled my roommate last night. What an auspicious incident!

Dave: wtf you mean you killed a bunch of people?

Bob: Yeah, we were playing Starcraft.

See killing, ottoman, irony, dead
47

Random Words:

Xyxyppy
1. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Have some xyxyppy! I want some xyxyppy..
Read more
Pot Jesus
1. The guy who takes the blame so that others may smoke. Damn, Greg totally played pot Jesus last night when the cops busted us. See pot,..
Read more
Horse Aids
1. 1. noun. the worst kind of dirty, filth, or grime. 2. noun. cooties, but a hundred times worse. AIDS on steroids, but worse. 3. noun..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free