What is Austen?
1.
To ejaculate on ones clothing while travelling on a train.
I was travelling to London yesterday and the guy behind me totally did an austen on his trousers.
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2.
The act of exposing oneself to your friends.
Tom gave James a full austen
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3.
A girl who has a boy's name (Austin) but just spelled with an "e" instead of an "i". Usually shy, but very cool and pretty.
Austen is very awesome.
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