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a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form
"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your coo..
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Where you stick your asshole on somebody's nose when they are asleep.
Did you see Michael last night, I gave him a Russian Nose Di..
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A retirement plan, of sorts, where an individual makes a bogus back injury claim and files for unemployment, social security, and/or ins..