Austin

What is Austin?


1.

extremely hot dude that is really hot and you can't not stand to look at.

Austin come here my baby cakes!!!

See austin, come, here, my, baby, bitch hoe

2.

noun; adjective; verb.

noun: a very handsome man; a very cute man; a fun loving guy; a genuine ladies man; a funny guy; a guy with many talents; a guy with an average but satisfying penis; a guy who can, even when your angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an asshole sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser;

adjective: being funny; being sweet; being straight; not being able to jump high; being stupid; being charming;

verb: running fast; masturbating slow; jumping low; sweet talking; telling jokes; acting like an ass; eating; pooping; having sex;

"God, Austin you were so good in bed last night!"

"Yeah he was really austin to me."

"Woah, look at the boy austin."

See austin, sexy, funny, stupid, charming

3.

1. The Capital of Texas.

2. A guy that's good in bed, despite a less than great appearance.

He sure looked uncool, but he was Austin in bed. He fucked me all night long!

4.

Capitol of Texas known for having the tallest capitol building in the United States. That building itsel is taller than the on in D.C. Also known for the famous music festival South by Southwest(SXSW) where great bands come to get discovered. Home of the Longhorns. By far one of the greatest cities today.

Fuck Seattle im going to Austin!

See lonestar

5.

A Man with a Really big Dick that penetrates hoes like nothin.

Dude that chick got Austin so hard she had to be put in a wheel chair

See austin, dick, pimp, deep

6.

The capitol of Texas as well as the Live Music Capitol of the World. Home to the University of Texas Longhorns. Not to be associated with the rest of Texasconsidering its complete superiority to the backwater conservatives in the rest of the state; Austin is liberal and proud.

Hot Spots:

Sixth Street

UT

Barton Springs

The Drag

We're going to Austin for SXSW.

7.

Hometown of the University of Texas, and the Live Music Capital of the World. Arguably the greatest city in Texas, which is an easy thing to say when compared with the nearby College Station.

Austin is the only major liberalstronghold in Texas, and because of that, Republican"politicians" such as Tom DeLay, among others, once tried to remove Democrats such as Lloyd Dogget by redistricting all of Texas.

Birthplace of Whole foods, Amy's Ice Creams, the Aggie Joke, Michael Dell, that guy who plays the bongos naked (not Leslie), along with various other famous hippies.

Austin: currently being encroached upon by Conservatives and Californians.

See texas, ut, longhorns


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