What is Austin Martins?
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the sexyest kid alive,has a really big penis also known as a "shlong" he likes girls on their knees and is the best in bed,he will kick anyones ass
"yesterday austin had me on my knees,after he showed me his skills in bed,damn hes so hot,i love austin martins"
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