Austin Post

What is Austin Post?


1.

Noun - A frat boy who works at t mobile and injects steriods into his asshole to look bigger to attract women with his man tits hanging out of his work uni. Drives a fancy car and constantly uses the words "bro" "sup" and "i suck dicks"

Aspires to be a giantic moldy piece of muscle who looks like a 1969 GI JOE. Usually hangs at Applebees on late nights with his Bro's or Zen buying $200 dollar plates of sushi, with his mom's credit cards.

guy1: did you see that guy over there with those huge tits?

guy 2:Oh, yeah, thats Austin post

See faggot, frat, cleveland steamer, asshole, steroids


0

Random Words:

1. Somone who has slept with their mother and/or father. "Kalum Wheeler is such a jumble-doop, innit!And a bumberklat!" See inn..
1. Two or more persons who are nood is some form. Noodies 2 or more naked pictures/people. See nood, naked, noun..
1. An incredibly annoying show on cartoon network where the protagonist, 10 year old, Ben Tennison, finds an alien wristwatch that attaches..