Austin Post

What is Austin Post?


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Noun - A frat boy who works at t mobile and injects steriods into his asshole to look bigger to attract women with his man tits hanging out of his work uni. Drives a fancy car and constantly uses the words "bro" "sup" and "i suck dicks"

Aspires to be a giantic moldy piece of muscle who looks like a 1969 GI JOE. Usually hangs at Applebees on late nights with his Bro's or Zen buying $200 dollar plates of sushi, with his mom's credit cards.

guy1: did you see that guy over there with those huge tits?

guy 2:Oh, yeah, thats Austin post

See faggot, frat, cleveland steamer, asshole, steroids


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