What is Austin Post?
1.
Noun - A frat boy who works at t mobile and injects steriods into his asshole to look bigger to attract women with his man tits hanging out of his work uni. Drives a fancy car and constantly uses the words "bro" "sup" and "i suck dicks"
Aspires to be a giantic moldy piece of muscle who looks like a 1969 GI JOE. Usually hangs at Applebees on late nights with his Bro's or Zen buying $200 dollar plates of sushi, with his mom's credit cards.
guy1: did you see that guy over there with those huge tits?
guy 2:Oh, yeah, thats Austin post
See
Random Words:
1.
Any crappy type of hole.
There was a bobcat operator named Verkerk who couldn't drill fence post holes worth a damn.
"He&apo..
1.
Frustration over lack of sex. Emotion felt or expressed when something is getting in the way of reaching your sexual potential, fulfilli..
1.
A degree to which an artist/song/album's level of metal can be rated. 1 being 'not metal' and 10 being 'metalasfuck&..
