What is Austined?
1.
When you get a vehicle stuck (usually in a video game) in such a way that you cannot back or drive it out. A reference to the movie Austin Powers where he wedges a factory cart between two walls trying to turn it around.
Dood, you austined our ride!
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2.
Tom austined when he shouted Maltelfovich at Justin, who was an awfully vampiratic student.
Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."
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