What is Austnet?
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The main most popular Australian
"Dude, did you see that guy fall down the flight of stairs?"
"Yeah, he ate shit like austnet!"
Random Words:
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when a girlfriend forces you to say with them and do what they want to do. Most likely in a room watching a chick flick or playing a boa..
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To masturbate
Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.
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To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter..