What is Australian Alarm Clock?


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this is when you awaken your significant other by shoving your thumb in her ass, while yelling common Australian catch phrases. "G'day Mate!" and "I just shoved my shrimp in your Bar-B!" are the most common.

Mary prefers the Australian alarm clock to the Eskimo mushroom hammer.

See austrailia, australian, alarm clock


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