What is Australian Alarm Clock?
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this is when you awaken your significant other by shoving your thumb in her ass, while yelling common Australian catch phrases. "G'day Mate!" and "I just shoved my shrimp in your Bar-B!" are the most common.
Mary prefers the Australian alarm clock to the Eskimo mushroom hammer.
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when someone is so strung out on methamphetamine and horny but can't get a hard-on
I had a bad case of the honky tonk blues last n..
