What is Australian Alarm Clock?
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this is when you awaken your significant other by shoving your thumb in her ass, while yelling common Australian catch phrases. "G'day Mate!" and "I just shoved my shrimp in your Bar-B!" are the most common.
Mary prefers the Australian alarm clock to the Eskimo mushroom hammer.
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Good movie with sexy Morris Chestnut and Tarodgi Hinson. Check it out
Lets watch Not Easily Broken with that sexy man Morris Chestnut!
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